What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

How do you feel cockroach?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Me : No

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What habits do happy couples have?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Tea ?

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I'm 24.

Me : Thank you.

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Sure.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?